This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last >>month.

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>>Her name was Faiza. She was hit by a lorry. She has a boy friend named Naveed. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed
her phone from Mobilink to U-fone, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with Naveed. Faiza’s family knows about their relationship. Naveed is very close with
Faiza family.

(just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends “If I pass away and i m going into Qabar please also keep my phone with my handphone” she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cant carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had
tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a “bomoh” from Thailand (pak Darin), who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself
slowly. After a few minutes, he said “this girl missing something here”.then her friends told Darin about her intentions to coffin her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.
(can u feel the fear. I’m shaking at this moment)

faiza’s parents did not inform Naveed at Faiza had passed away. After 2 weeks Naveed called Faiza’s mom. r :….”Atte, I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell faiza that I’m coming home today, i wanna surprise her.” Her mother replied…..”You come home
first, i wanna tell you something very important.” after he came, they told him the truth about Faiza.
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Naveed thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “dont try to fool me – tell faiza to come out, i have a gift for her …Please stop this nonsense”. then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe.
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>>Naveed started to sweat) ..

>>He said… “Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me.

Naveed was shaking ,Suddenly, Naveed phone rang. “see this is faiza’s phone, see this…” he showed the phone to faiza family. all of them told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation.
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Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Faiza & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is
>>nailed inside the coffin they were so shocked and asked for pak Darin’s help
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>>again. pak Darin brought his master (tok Chen) to solve this matter. He>& Darin worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing…

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>>U-FONE has the best coverage and best celullar line in pakistanAll i love to U-Fone pre-paid….+)) +)) +))
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>>Wherever you go, our network follows!!!! +)) +)) +))

Love Your Self
L et go of the “shoulds” in your life.
O pen up to the miracle of now.
V alue your uniqueness.
E xplore your dreams and passions.
Y ield to life – go with the flow.
O bey the voice of your Spirit.
U nwind – get cozy and comfy.
R enew yourself – body and soul.
S urround yourself with caring people.
E xpress yourself – be true to you.
L inger longer at what you enjoy.
F eel God’s special love for you.

Easy is to get a place in someone’s address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone’s heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us
Difficult is to heal the wound

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them

Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream

Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult to see the other side

Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up

Easy is to enjoy life every day
Difficult to give its real value

Easy is to pray every night
Difficult is to find God in small things

Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfill that promise

Easy is to say we love
! Difficult is to show it every day

Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself

Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them

Easy is to weep for a lost love
Difficult is to take care of it so as not to lose it

Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking and put it into action

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy to read this
Difficult to follow

Easy is to keep friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meaning

The language of friendship is not words, but in the demonstration.

The world is like a mirror, you see ? Smile, and your friends smile
back.

Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits.
Believe in yourself.
Consider things from every angle.
Don’t give up and don’t give in.
Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.
Give more than you planned to.
Hang on to your dreams.
Ignore those who try to discourage you.
Just do it.
Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
Love yourself first and most.
Make it happen.
Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
Practice makes perfect.
Quitters never win and winners never quit.
Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.
Stop procrastinating.
Take control of your own destiny.
Understand yourself in order to better understand others.
Visualize it.
Want it more than anything.
‘EXcellerate’ your efforts.
You are unique of all God’s creations, nothing can replace YOU.
Zero in on your target and go for it!

Instructions : What u do is find out what each letter of ur name means. Then connect all the meanings & it Describes YOU. [Its True & isn't it Great]
If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example : WONDOR

W = You like your privacy.
O = You are very open-minded.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
O = You are very open-minded.
R = You are a social butterfly.

* A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
* B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople .
* C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don’t be shy to show it.
* D = You have trouble trusting people.
* E = You are a very exciting person.
* F = Everyone loves you.
* G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
* H = You are not judgmental.
* I = You are always smiling and making others smile.
* J =Jealously.
* K = You like to try new things.
* L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
* M = Success comes easily to you.
* N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
* O = You are very open-minded.
* P = You are very friendly and understanding.
* Q = You are a hypocrite.
* R = You are a social butterfly.
* S = You are very broad-minded.
* T = You have an attitude, a big one.
* U = You feel like you have to equal up to people’s standards.
* V = You have a very good physique and looks.
* W = You like your privacy.
* X =You never let people tell you what to do.
* Y = You cause a lot of trouble.
* Z = You’re always fighting with someone.

Note: Please quote the Meanings. Just Like Me Look who true it is.

* A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind>>
* T = You have an attitude, a big one. >>
* I = You are always smiling and making others smile. >>
* F = Everyone loves you.>>

Women
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
We need = I want
It’s your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You’ll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset. = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…
Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you’re dead}
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?
I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
Men
I’m hungry. = I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy. = I’m sleepy.
I’m tired. = I’m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex w/you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex w/you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex w/you.
May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex w/you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I’m bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let’s have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn’t look that much different!
Let’s talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you’d like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let’s go home

Imagine a race b/w Love n Friendship………. ……..

Coz Friendship always compromise and love always sarifice…….:love 4

Asalam-0-Alaikum…………. ..

Romeo(H.R.D)

2 mohabbat karne walon ne khudkushi ka irada kiya.

“PYAR KABHI MARTA NAHIN”

DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE

EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work .

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the ‘Chronic Offenders’category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break: (Love this one)
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

Pass this on to all who are still employed!