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If you believe in me, I'll believe in you
"Hey, baby, What's your sign?" "Stop."
Guy: I would die for you... Girl: Proove it
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included." Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
He: Your legs go clear up to your ass. She: Most peoples' do!
Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here. A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"I would go to the end of the world for you." "Yes, but would you stay there?"
"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "It's in the phone book." "But I don't know your name." "That's in the phone book too."
Im not a tease !! Just a reminder of what you cant have !
He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"
guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven? girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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