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Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
You should be someone's wife.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
How was Heaven when you left it?
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Like the look of your crotch.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
I think about you when I masturbate.

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