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One of dissatisfactions of a girl's life is walking round & round the streets , seeing the most heavenly men wandering about n not being able to get at them. There is not much consolation in the fact that if you met them they might be as boring as hell.

But... where do u find men?

You are also to meet men at parties, but how do you get asked to parties if u don’t know anyone?

or...'thru Internet dating site or YM or MSN or Mirc ? I think it doesnt seem to work much because u can't computerize chemistry & everyone lies like hell.

If someone asks u if you consider urself utterly irresistible, quite irresistible, resistible, or canned nightmare...u are hardly likely to put canned nightmare.

How ever try it! It’s fun anyway….

Picking up men in the street or in a cafe is dodgy, babe! because u never know if you landed with The Strangler ( scary..yes? ) & there's always the irrational feeling that if he's got time 2 go around picking up girls he must be desperate, even though u're doing exactly the same thing urself.Hahaha...

On the other hand, it's different picking up men airplanes ( on d' false assumption that if he can afford a plane ticket he must be rich...hallo?cheap airfares ),on holiday (the same applies)and art galleries (n if he loves beauties he cant be all bad )...

I have also been reading a book, man...I forget whats the tittle of the book! which encourages men who want to meet women to hunt them out in the supermarket. Instead of pinching a pretty woman's bottom, a man pinches her trolley 'by mistake 'n whisks it down to the check counter. When she rushes shrieking after him, he offers to pay to her groceries n this way strikes up friendship.

Believe it or not, I had experience like that in the supermarket…but I met straightforward guy, he asked me for my number but he’s not offers to pay my groceries …so, I gave him a wrong number. Oopps!

So,next time…if you see a man lurking in the supermarket…don’t forget to throw expensive product into your basket…who knows if you get lucky,he’ll offers to pay it.